RPGs and LARPs

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Face Your Fears with the Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Anthology Box Set! Can YOU survive your encounter with the maniacal B-list celebrity Shia LaBeouf as he hunts you for blood sport? This outstanding box set collects all of Shia’s greatest hunts in glorious HD for the first time:

– Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
– Shia in Space
– Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Versus Serial Murderer Steve Buscemi!

This marathon of bloodshed and pulpy violence is sure to entice hardcore horror fans and gaming enthusiasts alike in this charming, comedic and gory micro-RPG system. Play your way through every horror trope in book- and try your best to survive your encounter with… Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf!

The Mysterious Mysteries of Mysterion Manor

Helga Hardreams, eccentric billionaire, local landlady, and overall diva, holds an ancient and powerful pocket watch that has been held by her family for generations. However, shock and horror – she has been MURDERED! And the pocket watch has been stolen! And her… greenhouse burned down? And… her… granddaughter was kidnapped? And a mysterious barrier is surrounding the estate?!? It is up to 5 mysterious travelers, each of whom has their own mysterious motives for being at Mysterion Manor, to discover the truth behind the murder, theft, arson, kidnapping, jaywalking, and probably a few other mysteries too!

The Other Way

My mother said I never should, play with the Faeries in the wood…

Well… It was actually your grandmother, and she never used the F word. She called them the good neighbours, the fair folk. She warned you to never turn away an old lady in need of aid, or play near a lone tree in the middle of a field or follow strange lights in the darkness. She told you a lot of things that you wish you could remember now that your friend has been taken and you have to bargain with the Sidhe for their, hopefully safe, return.

Shia in Space

Face Your Fears with the Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Anthology Box Set! Can YOU survive your encounter with the maniacal B-list celebrity Shia LaBeouf as he hunts you for blood sport? This outstanding box set collects all of Shia’s greatest hunts in glorious HD for the first time:

– Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
– Shia in Space
– Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Versus Serial Murderer Steve Buscemi!

This marathon of bloodshed and pulpy violence is sure to entice hardcore horror fans and gaming enthusiasts alike in this charming, comedic and gory micro-RPG system. Play your way through every horror trope in book- and try your best to survive your encounter with… Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf!

Neon Bleed

It is now December 31st, 1999, the dawn of a new millenium. You are a group of teens dedicated to using your powers to help people. Labels of “hero” and “villain” are contentious these days, applied differently by everyone who uses them. Despite any apprehension on your part, any worries about the future of your efforts, or your place in this new essential dichotomy, you know you are heroes.

When zombies, dripping with neon blood, start terrorising the city of Metropoville, all of that fades away. When the future of this new superpowered world hangs in the balance, all of that fades away. It’s up to you to stand up for those who can’t, and make sure that the age of the hero starts now.

Low Fantasy Gaming: Tower of the Elephant

Adapted from the Conan the Barbarian story by Robert E. Howard, play in an age undreamed of. One of high adventure, arrive in the City of Thieves, Zamora, and ou hear tales of great riches lying in the domain of the fearsome sorcerer Yara: the Tower of the Elephant. Destiny calls to you, will you face the sorcerer and have your name live on throughout the ages?

Shoreleave

As part of the Constitution class following the latest battle against Orian pirates in sector, you all look forward to your shore leave on tropical planet Risa 2.

Ruins of Yesterday’s Tomorrow

The USS Dunsany is on a routine mission, delivering supplies to a long-term research colony stationed on Vesbius-IV. Vesbius-IV is a recently discovered extinct planet, once home to advanced civilisations that died out centuries ago. Located far away from any other space-faring race, the planet has remained entirely undisturbed until a Federation spaceship stumbled on it several decades ago. Ancient Vesbiusians are renowned by modern historians for their rich culture and unique advancements in technology.

However since the silent dead planet was first uncovered, one question has remained unanswered: Where did all the life go? As you approach the planet, a message sent to you from the researchers indicates the uncovering of a new series of monuments. Have they finally found their answer or does something much darker await them in the shadows of the hand-carved monoliths that tower over empty streets of rubble?

Frostpunk: This Still Cold World

The Great Storm has passed. New London has faced the apocalypse and survived. In the wake of this, the Frostlands has become home to a number of smaller settlements and outposts, trading with and protecting one another as a federation. These caravans are vital to the survival of all, but conflict is still common. One of Outpost 11’s most recent caravans has gone missing, and with it, vital steam cores to power New London’s most advanced machines. You have been volunteered to find the caravan and bring it home.

NecronomiCon: Convention of Ultimate Evil

Are you an evil Overlord? Have you had problems with groups of goody-two-shoes heroes coming in and ruining your nefarious schemes? Are you frustrated with how the forces of good have come to dominate the kingdoms of Generica? Well so are we, which is why we invite you to NecronomiCon 1, the Convention of Ultimate Guild.

Sponsored by the National Tavern Keepers Guild, and the Eternal Order of Inevitable Neutrality, NecronomiCon will gather the best and the brightest Evil Overlords from across Generica for three days of plotting, idea sharing and team-building. Come meet liches, dragons, the most hideous of monsters and most terrifying heralds of the Dark Powers, and join forces to finally bring an end to the foul reign of the forces of Good. Tonight, the convention will open with our grand Opening Ceremony, where you’ll meet your fellow conspirators, get to know each other and engage in some light team-building. We are sure you’ll have a wicked good time!

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Vs Serial Murderer Steve Buscemi

Face Your Fears with the Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Anthology Box Set! Can YOU survive your encounter with the maniacal B-list celebrity Shia LaBeouf as he hunts you for blood sport? This outstanding box set collects all of Shia’s greatest hunts in glorious HD for the first time:

– Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
– Shia in Space
– Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Versus Serial Murderer Steve Buscemi!

This marathon of bloodshed and pulpy violence is sure to entice hardcore horror fans and gaming enthusiasts alike in this charming, comedic and gory micro-RPG system. Play your way through every horror trope in book- and try your best to survive your encounter with… Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf!

Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? – Who’s Among Us!?

You were told it was a simple job; cross the border, kill a few kobolds and morlocks, go to town, party with the loot funds and get back to the Adventurer’s Guild for the payday. Good times with good friends.

And then that accursed fortune-teller claimed that one of you is a shape shifting Grimm in disguise. Now you’ve all brushing it off as a carnival joke; after all, you guys are all battle brothers of hundreds of adventures (and misadventures), no man eating, inhuman fiend could impersonate any of you lads and not be found out, right? And yet, you can cut through the suspicion and suspense with a knife.

Now, how you are supposed to fulfil your secret mission so that your companions don’t find out?

A WWN game for 3-5 players of a sworn brotherhood of adventurers turning on each other due to personal secrets and star-crossed conspiracies.

Pipe Dreams

In the city of Arche, something is amiss.

Statues have been going missing: Vanishing overnight from the fountains where the hopeful throw coins and spill their wishes into the waters. The gutters below have begun to churn, and the taps sputter with something oily.

You’ve been hired to get to the bottom of this mystery, no matter how deep below it lies.

The Revenge of Doctor Apocalypse

The master supervillain, DOCTOR APOCALYPSE, has broken out of his high containment cell. Now free to MENACE the citizens of Halcyon City, he has a diabolical scheme in mind. Before the night is out, he will have his REVENGE on all the heroes who put him away! They shall learn to FEAR the name of Doctor Apocalypse! The fools! They called him MAD!!!!!

Meanwhile, with the secret base free, a young superhero team prepares for a critical evening – MOVIE NIGHT! But as they settle down on the couch with their popcorn, an alarm begins to ring…

A Masks adventure for up to 5 young superheroes.

The Heartsfall

An ancient paradoxical curse courses through your veins. Taken willingly, unwillingly, or otherwise, this curse binds you to the Blood Witches of Hallow, the grand occult cathedral built in their name when time and blood flowed equally.

They have inscribed on every drop of blood in your body an impossible task: Sink the City Above into the Heart, a blossoming tear in reality, a parasite universe of blood and bone seeping into the dreams of all living things. It is also the twisted mass of half-real subterranean demesnes you call home.

So, fetid adventurer, it is time for you to complete your impossible task. Drown the world in blood, and revel in the nightmare heaven you bring it.

Grant Howitt’s Once Upon a Crime

You and your mates are a bunch of larcenous petty criminals from the bad side of Far Far Away. Worse, you owe money to your boss, Big Bad Benjamin, an evil sorceror and an all round nasty guy with a penchant for violence and a twisted sense of humour. Triple B has threatened to revoke your breathing privileges and demote you to undead thralls unless you can clear your debt to him before the end of the week, so when a careless uptown janitor forgets to dispel his portal after throwing away a bucket of rancid caviar, you don’t hesitate to dive through, more than eager to get your hands dirty and filch some shinies from the big wigs in their – literal – ivory towers.

Low Fantasy Gaming: Red Hooks’ Tourney

Once every four years, the Red Hooks thieves guild organises a contest of wits, agility, and grit open to all brave brethren of the underworld known as Red Hooks Tourney. Word on the street suggests that the next tourney is imminent and preparations are already underway. The location is said to be an abandoned mansion in the old quarter of Port Brax.

Star Wars Muppets: The Phoobian Menace

The Empire fell upon the galaxy with little warning, a burgeoning resistance movement has begun forming, while most of the cells are currently dedicated to information gathering the resistance is building its military capabilities. You were trained to be among the commando teams to head up direct attacks. At last you recieved your first mission: Infiltrate the small research station on Koozebane, rescue the captive tribal elders, escape and call in a bombing run. Nothing a team of highly trained muppets can’t handle.

Weekend at the Prophet’s

The Woodland’s been having a hard time of it lately. The birds have decided infighting is a better pastime than ruling (which they weren’t great at anyway), those crows that just moved in have had to resort to crime to make ends meet, otter merchants are exploiting the situation for all the clams they can get, and many desperate, helpless denizens turn to the sinister Lizard Cult for help.

All of this is coming together in the worst way in the clearing of Linmullen. The local beavers finished their new mill, just in time for their eagle overlord to swoop in and lay claim to all their hard work. Then the beavers made the sensible decision to get the crow mafia involved. The same crow mafia who were also extorting the otter smugglers. With the town ready to erupt into violence at the drop of a feather, the lizards offered solace and hope – mostly through vague prophecies. Now, they really need some of those prophecies to start coming true. That’s why they hired you; to a band of vagabonds, “apocalyptic desperation” sounds a lot like “gainful employment”.

Third-Class Seats to Nowhere

Commiserations. You are [Dead]

But, no use moping about it! Your train departs in thirty minutes, and you have been hired to ensure that the souls aboard make their way safely to the Beyond. No one ever made life easy for you, and death won’t be easier: There’s a stowaway somewhere on board, something moving in the luggage car, and a plot intent on stopping the dead in their tracks. Your chance at a second life hinges on a successful journey.

No infractions will be permitted.

The Planetary Auction

The Debtstar Galactic Bank has recently come into possession of a solar system, after the planetary government defaulted on its considerable debt! After a little “tidying up” of the system’s society, Debtstar is proud to announce an auction of this solar system, planet by planet!

Six megacorporations have sent their best and brightest (i.e., most ruthless sharks) to bid. They’ll need to find out what these planets are worth, and whether any uprisings are brewing. Such things are bad for business, after all. Mislead your rivals, manipulate the markets and line your own pockets in this dog eat dog auction!

A LARP for 12 evil corporate executives.